99.8% LAMB | 0.02% CUJO | 100% UNTRACEABLE RETARD STRENGTH ***

By: asanisimasa

Feb 05 2013

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Category: dogs, portraits, That's Life

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Aperture:f/5
Focal Length:35mm
ISO:400
Shutter:1/200 sec
Camera:NIKON D40

***the usage of the term “retard”, mentioned in the posting’s title, is not meant in derogatory fashion but as a means of conveying the idea that this dog, while he has no idea how dangerous he can be  ~ again, a switch inside his mind flips once every leap year ~ and we call it “retard strength” due to the fact that it is incredible and very deep-seeded, almost of superhero caliber, and so we simply note it so that can say, Approach Jack at Almost Certain Risk and We Ain’t Liable, Which We Truly Appreciate. Sincerely, Alexander S. (roommate of this blog’s superstar, michael vincent hayes)……

 

Ingredients:
Unconditional Love, Lots of Meat, Personality of a Lamb, Short Fuse (0.019 CUJO factor), Constant Need for Attention, Retard Strength
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